Stephen Colbert - A Man I Suppor(t)

Now and then I end up inadvertently staying up way too late while watching video after video on YouTube about some new fascination - chiropractic and massage therapy techniques, evolution vs. creation debates, how to become a hacker… and last night, Stephen Colbert.

Reconstructive Satire

I have been a fan of The Colbert Report for a couple of years. (I love watching clips via Flipboard on my iPad.) I appreciate the depth of satirical humor he and his writers use. I like The Daily Show with John Stewart as well, but those jokes seem so much more obvious to me. In one of the videos I came across, Colbert explained in an interview that his goal is to not just deconstruct political situations, but to also reconstruct them with a twist as a satirical Republican pundit.

Out of Character

I get the feeling that a lot of people don't quite get that last point: Stephen Colbert is a character. It's not often that you get to see the real Colbert, but I came across this short interview with him.

This blew me away. I had never seen him act so polite and … intelligent. I had to look for more and I was constantly impressed by his breadth of knowledge and talent. Here he is as a guest on Whose Line Is It Anyway? Yeah, apparently he speaks German. Check out some of the related videos and you can see he's dang good at improv and singing as well. Then there was this behind the scenes video of him welcoming John Kerry to the show. Evidently he greets each guest to make sure that they understand that he is in character on the show and that his character is "an unwitting idiot" and that they should "disabuse him of his ignorance."

Finally, there's this recent NPR Author Interview in which he discusses his recent book, America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't and shares some of his true personal opinions, including his support for Mitt Romney, desire to shed light on political controversies, and how lucky he his to work with great writers.

Man, that's a man I'd like to be like. I mean, I used to do a little theater myself, and really admire the craft of acting. I studied voice for many years, but I'm not nearly as capable of jumping into a showtune as he is. But mostly, I wish I could lie like that. I am such a an open book that my pages are my cover. I can't lie worth crap. I kind of envy people who can. And want to hurt them when they do.

I Hate Christmas Music

I Hate Christmas Music. 

Really, I do. And yes, I am one of those people who hates it when retail chains, roommates, office space neighbors, radio stations, or even drivers with their windows down (in California of course) start playing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving. So, yes, I hate Christmas music. But before you go all anti-humbug on me, let me qualify that. I hate the unoriginal, pop-cover, retail store Christmas music that you hear every year over and over again.

You know what I don't hate? Quality Christmas music.

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Olympics Math: 800 m Race

Alright guys, help me out here. I've been watching the 4 x 400 m relay, the 800 m race, and the other track races which require runners to start in assigned lanes and then merge to the inside lane after a certain distance. And I can't help but wonder why the runners quickly merge to the inside lane on that straight away rather than go straight for the curve. Wouldn't it make more sense for them to gradually make their way to the inside lane and time it so that they hit it just as they begin the next curve?Here's what I mean:If a runner is in lane eight as they make the curve, let's assume they're about 8 m from the inside lane. As they run down the straightaway most runners cut immediately to that inside lane and are there by about 50 m down the straightaway. I did the math, using Pythagorean's theorem, and it looks to me like timing the merge for the end of the straightaway would shave off .3 m. In an 800 m race, that adds up to about 5/100 of a second. That may not sound like much, and in an 800 m race it may not be significant, but races have been won by lesser fractions of a second.What do you think? Is my math sound? Are there other factors to consider?

Vertical Video Syndrome - A PSA

I can't say how freaking glad I am that someone finally made this video!

Favorite line: "It ain't crack or nothin', but it's still REALLY BAD!"

Vertical videos really bug me. Especially once you get the video onto a desktop computer to edit or play it back. It becomes a sea of black with a tiny bit of vertical video in the middle. Not only is it weird to look at, but it's a waste of data space (all that black doesn't come from nothing, it still has to be stored somewhere). Worst of all, it just limits the experience of what can be a great video.

That said, I won't be surprised if vertical videos become increasingly popular, just as high-quality photographs have given way to lower quality mobile photos. The fact is, most people look at media on their mobile devices as much or more than anywhere else. If you take a vertical video on your iPhone and play it back on the iPhone, you can still see it full screen in vertical orientation. With Facetime and Skype available on mobile devices, looking at vertical videos will become more and more normal.

Besides, shooting vertically sometimes comes in handy, like when recording yourself dancing and need to see the feet and upper body which just won't fit in the frame when you're up close. I still think we should all learn a little bit of good technique and use cameras like they were meant to be used.